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Contents 1 If you are home alone with nobody to talk to 2 If you are Lennon/McCartney 3 If you are Eidam 4 If you are a Girl 5 If you are AndyClark 6 IF YOU ACTUALLY NEED HELP WITH THIS SHIT

[edit] If you are home alone with nobody to talk to

Kids Help Phone (Canada) 1-800-668-6868

National Suicide Hotline (USA) 1-800-784-2433

[edit] If you are Lennon/McCartney

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being round. Help me, get my feet back on the ground, Won't you please, please help me?

[edit] If you are Eidam

Give up already.

[edit] If you are a Girl

Klaw would like to see pix

as would every other guy^{[citation needed]}

[edit] If you are AndyClark

HALP D:

[edit] IF YOU ACTUALLY NEED HELP WITH THIS SHIT

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