T-Rex
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T-Rex is the main character of Dinosaur Comics. He is about 25 years old and is a large green Tyrannosaurus Rex. In the future, he is destined to punch out a turkey. He enjoys stomping, philosophy and rampant anachronism. He is enthusiastic about ideas, but may pursue them rashly without thinking them out fully -- unlike Utahraptor, who may be prone to overthink or overcriticize ideas .
[edit] Relationships
Utahraptor claims to have had a gay relationship with T-Rex when they were roommates, but T-Rex does not recall this. However, Utahraptor knows that it's green.
T-Rex and Dromiceiomimus have been on some dates and had Dinosaur Sex, while playing Scrabble.
T-Rex stomps the Tiny Woman daily.
T-Rex has frequent conversations with both God and the Devil, neither of whom are heard or spoken to by the other characters.
Morris, the tiny bug, lives on T-Rex's nose.
T-Rex once babysat a Pterodactyl's baby; it is unlikely that he will be invited to repeat this activity, since he lost it (the baby.)
T-Rex enjoys sandwiches.
T-Rex's alter-ego, Evil T-Rex, is not really that different aside from a love of atrocious puns and an evil-looking goatee.
T-Rex justifies his destruction using science, much to Professor Science's presumable dismay.
T-Rex is neighbours with some raccoons and cephalopods.
[edit] Descriptive Adjectives
Sated: (seyt-ed) satisfied completely.
Alluring: (Uh-loor-ing) very attractive or tempting; enticing; seductive.
Stompin': (stomp-en) describing one who likes to stomp.
Callipygian: (kal-lip-pee-je-en) having beautifully proportioned buttocks!
Magnanimous: (mag-nan-uh-muhs) high-minded; noble
Onanistic: (oh-nuh-niz-tic) masturbates sometimes.


